Part Two of the third SASUKE. We'll see how the others fare.
#49: Matsumoto Minoru. A construction worker. He's getting ready to start. Up the Maruta Nobori. Rolling Maruta. Yes. He easily dismounts. He strides across the Yureru Hashi. Down the Maruta Kudari, and up the Sosoritatsu Kabe. He's flying up this. Now for the Tarzan Jump. He clears. Rope Climb. Yes! He hit's the button and he clears. Matsumoto Minoru. Stage 1 Clear!
#54: Yamamoto Tatsuya. The carpenter. He made it to the Third Stage last time. Today he leaps high up the Maruta Nobori. The Rolling Maruta. He rolls, and rolls, and clears. This course is rearranged. He clears the Yureru Hashi, Maruta Kudari, and Sosoritatsu Kabe. He jumps down the Tarzan Jump and climbs the Rope Climb. He clears easy. Yamamoto Tatsuya. Stage 1 Clear!
#69: Oooh. We've got a triple jumper. Morita Junpei. He should jump easy through the course. Up the Maruta Nobori in a huge jump. He rolls easily down the Rolling Maruta. Why do I get the feeling that he's gonna fly through the course easily. He jumps high on the Yureru Hashi. A huge leap down the Maruta Kudari. He runs fast up the Sosoritatsu Kabe, and he leaps VERY high as he swings down the Tarzan Jump, and he climbs up the Rope Climb, and YES! Morita Junpei. Stage 1 Clear!
#81: The winner of the Quick Muscle national championship. Ito Tadao. He's good at push ups. He leaps up the Maruta Nobori and rolls down the Rolling Maruta. He runs easily across the pesky Yureru Hashi. Now he jumps down the Maruta Kudari. He faces the Sosoritatsu Kabe. He clears. He jumps down the Tarzan Jump, and climbs up the Rope Climb. He clears. Tadao Ito. Stage 1 Clear!
#82: The Great Sasuke. Murakawa Masanon. He leaps up the Maruta Nobori. Now for the Rolling Maruta. He clears. Now for the Yureru Hashi. He beats it. Now we're on the Maruta Kudari. He beats it. Now he runs up the Sosoritatsu Kabe. No! He tries again, and no! He's running out of time! He goes up again, and no! Murakawa Masanon. Death by Sosoritatsu Kabe. That was ironic.
#83: Miura Aiichi. The construction worker. He almost made it. If only he timed the jump better. Up the Maruta Nobori and WTF!!! Why? Miura Aiichi. Death by Maruta Nobori.
#84: Tanaka Hikaru. The gymnast who made it to the Final Stage in the last SASUKE. Here he goes. Up the Maruta Nobori like last time. Now for the Rolling Maruta, and oh! He lost it. Tanaka Hikaru. Death by Rolling Maruta.
#89: Yamada Katsumi. The propane tank delivery worker. Maruta Nobori. Clears it easily. Now for the Rolling Maruta. Yes! Yureru Hashi Yes! He beats that, and now for the Maruta Kudari, and Sosoritatsu Kabe. He clears both easily. Now he faces the Tarzan Jump which he beats. He beats the Ropr Climb, and yes! Yamada Katsumi. Stage 1 Clear!
#91: Hanyuda Tadakatsu. Maruta Nobori. Yes! Rolling Maruta. No! not quite. Hanyuda Tadakatsu. Death by Rolling Maruta.
Digest time.
#93: Tanabe Chie. A stuntwoman. Death by Rolling Maruta.
End.
#97: Yoshizaki Hiroaki. He moves fast through the first five obstacles. Rope Climb. No! Time Up. Yoshizaki Hiroaki. Death by Rope Climb.
#98: Kujirai Yasutoshi. He flies up the Maruta Nobori. He easily traverses the Rolling Maruta. Yureru Hashi. No Problem. Maruta Kudari. Easy. Sosoritatsu Kabe. Yes! Oh. Go ahead and celebrate. He jumps high on the Tarzan Jump, and powers up the Rope Climb. Yes. Kujirai Yasutoshi. Stage 1 Clear!
#99: Akiyama Kazuhiko. The former crab trapper of Hokkaido. Maruta Nobori, Rolling Maruta, and Yureru Hashi. Yes! He... whoa. Close one. Down the Maruta Kudari, and up the Sosoritatsu Kabe. He goes for the Tarzan Jump, and Rope Climb, and oh pose for the camera won't you. Akiyama Kazuhiko. Stage 1 Clear!
#100: Omori Akira, or Monkikki. Fung. He dyed his hair pink. Up the Maruta Nobori easily. He knows that he's going for this chance. Rolling Maruta. Barely. Yureru Hashi, Maruta Kudari, and Sosoritatsu Kabe. Yes. Tarzan Jump, and Rope Climb. Yes. Omori Akira. Stage 1 Clear!
Stage 1 ends, and 13 have cleared. That damn Rolling Maruta just eliminated 41 people it says.
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