Saturday, July 31, 2010

SASUKE 2 (1998) Part 4

Onto the Third Stage where arm strength is the key.

Okay here are the obstacles.

Pole Bridge ポールジャンプ
Propeller Untei プロペラ雲梯
③  Hang Move ハングムーブ
④  Pipe Slider パイプスライダー

#20: Yamamoto Shingo is up first. The gas jockey. Onto the Pole Bridge. He's walking slowly but surely, and still careful he makes it. Onto the Propeller Untei. He's grasped the first propeller, and onto number two, and three. Yes! Onto the Hang Move. He has to cross six swinging chains. One chain, two, three, four, five, six, and YES! He does it. Onto the deadly new Pipe Slider. He slides slowly across the first track and Yes! Onto the second track. He can smell the Final Stage. Halfway and NO! He slipped, guess he was just tired. Yamamoto Shingo. Death by Pipe Slider.

#30: Miura Aiichi. The steeplejack. Onto the Pole Bridge, and YES! Taking careful steps to clearing the Third Stage. Onto the Propeller Untei. He's across. Onto the Hang Move and yes. Pipe Slider. sliding, and sliding, and Yes! Onto track number two, and yes yes yes yes. He touches, and NO! WTF! He freaked up. He landed down, but lost his balance and fell. Miura Aiichi. Death by Pipe Slider.

#42: Yamamoto Tatsuya. A carpenter. He finished Stage 2 with barely any time at all. Onto the Pole Bridge and Yay! Propeller Untei. Yes! Hang Move. Yes!. Pipe Slider. Down one track, and WTF! He fell at the end of the first track, damn. Yamamoto Tatsuya. Death by Pipe Slider.

#65: Hasegawa Ken. The Edo wonderland ninja. Pole Bridge. Yes! Propeller Untei, and Hang Move. Yes! Pipe Slider. No! Hasegawa Ken. Death by Pipe Slider.

#70: Ebihara Masakazu. The trucker. He's across the Pole Bridge. Propeller Untei. Yes! Hang Move. Yes. Pipe Slider. WTF! Bad Ebihara. Bad! BAD! Why would you take the pipe off the tracks. Ebihara Masakazu. Death by Disqualification on Pipe Slider.

#83: Yoshizaki Hiroaki. Pole Bridge, Propeller Untei, Hang Move. Yes! Pipe Slider. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! He failed and he tore his outfit. That was painful. Yoshizaki Hiroaki. Death by Pipe Slider.

#95: Nakamura Shigeyuki. Talent man. He gracefully walks across the Pole Bridge. He's across the Propeller Untei. To the Hang Move, and Pipe Slider. No! He fell just before the finish. He must be heartbroken. Nakamura Shigeyuki. Death by Pipe Slider.

#97: Tanaka Hikaru. The gymnast. Pole Bridge. Propeller Untei. Yes! and Yes! Hang Move Yes! Pipe Slider. YES!!!!!!!!!! He did it. Tanaka Hikaru. Stage 3 Clear!

#99: Omori Akira. The monkikki dude. Onto the Pole bridge, and Yes! Propeller Untei. Just don't creme your head like last time. Yes! Hang Move. Yes! Pipe Slider. Yes! He just gently youches down. Omori Akira. Stage 3 Clear!

Okay that was a tough Third Stage. Only 2 out of 9 cleared.

Final Stage is next.

Tsuna Nobori 綱登り (15m)

#97: Tanaka Hikaru. The gymnast. He starts, and he's going up high, and making good time. Yay! Halfway. Uh-Oh. He's going slower, and No! Tanaka Hikaru. Death by Tsuna Nobori.

#99: Omori Akira. He starts, and up, up, up, up, up, up. Okay now he's struggling. Climbing and ten seconds left, and No! Times up! Omori Akira. Death by Tsuna Nobori.

End of SASUKE 2. More will come. I know it.

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