The Second Stage has wrapped up with six competitors having cleared. Now that Stage 2 is over, let's see what the Third Stage holds for them. There's no time limit in this stage. More of a lazy stage.
① Pole Bridge ポールブリッジ
② Propeller Untei プロペラ雲梯
③ Hariyama 針山
It may not be much, but it may be fierce. I think this is going good.
#18: Yamamoto Yoshihito. The truck driver that cleared the Second Stage with the fastest time. On the Pole Bridge. Or as I call it the rounded Sponge Bridge from Kinniku Banzuke. Okay shaky. Shaky, and ahhh! He toppled off the side. Yeah I'm disappointed for you too. Yamamoto Yoshihito. Death by Pole Bridge.
#49: The acrobat Kawashima Takayuki. Sixth in the 1995 acrobatics championship. Across the Pole Bridge with ease, and WTF he jumped up to the next platform. What's this. Propellers. Ahhh. The Propeller Untei. Thanks Scnoi. Anyway He's past that. What's this now. Bamboo Chutes. Are they supposed to walk on these? No. They're supposed to cross these like poles vaults, the Hariyama. Yeah. He's through calmly. Kawashima Takayuki. Stage 3 Clear!
#72: Yo Takashi. The Kung Fu Sensei who was barely able to squeak by Stage 2 with about 0.1 seconds. He's across the Pole Bridge. Onto the Propeller Untei. He's clear of that, after a few struggles. He's across the Hariyama, and more, and he's... clear. YES! Yo Takashi. Stage 3 Clear!
#89: Geinojin Sportsman Champion. Kane Kosugi of Sho Kosugi martial arts. He's going easily, and WTF. Don't you dare lose it! No you won't! Aggghhh he fell! He was so close! He was just about to clear! Kane Kosugi. Death by Pole Bridge.
#96: Hasegawa Ken. He plays a ninja at a popular theme park at Edo Wonderland. He also squeaked by Stage 2. He's crossing the Poles, and Propellers and he clears both. He's on the Hariyama and he clears that. Hasegawa Ken. Stage 3 Clear!
#97: Ooo. It's Omori Akira. AKA. Monkikki, or the Monkey, or Osaru. He's across the Pole Bridge. Onto the Pro... ouch he hit his head. No harm, no trauma, he's okay. Anyway where was I, oh yeah. Onto the Propeller Untei, and he's back to the start, and again, and this time he clears. Onto the Hariyama and he's hanging and across and he's... clear. Omori Akira. Stage 3 Clear!
4 out of 6 clear Stage 3 and will face the Final Stage. It's pretty high. About 50ft I presume. Ah haha. Furutachi is asking the reporter why she's so scared. It's obvious, Vertigo.
The finals are gonna begin, wow it's dwarfing all of the challengers.
① Tsuna Nobori 綱登り (15m)
15 meters is high, anyway let's get crackin' 30 seconds to climb.
#49: Kawashima Takayuki the acrobat. He's about to start. He's climbing, and he's climbing. Wow! he's fast, he may beat this. About a third, and climbing. C'mon. Uh-oh. He's losing steam, and the warning bell rings as he's almost at the top, and three... two... one... Time's Up!. Ahhh man. He just had to climb a little faster and he would've had it! Kawashima Takayuki. Death by Tsuna Nobori.
#72: I see Yo Takashi the Kung Fu Sensei. He's gonna go for it and we'll see if he'll ultimately dominate. He starts and is already struggling, you're freaked man. The bell's ringing and you're not even half-way up. Time's Up and no Kanzenseiha for you. Yo Takashi. Death by Tsuna Nobori
#96: Hasegawa Ken. First a sensei, and now a ninja, okay Hasegawa is ready, and he starts his 30 second climb to purgatory. He's struggling. He's still struggling hard. Now he's probably gonna fai...yeah I couldn't even finish. Hasegawa Ken. Death by Tsuna Nobori.
#97: Omori Akira. The monkey is next. Now he will attempt to climb what Hasegawa couldn't climb. Well same with Kawashima and Yo, but you get the picture. He's strapped up and he's going as he's...WTF. He's flailing hard. C'mon you can do it. Let's see if he can reach the top without trouble. Oh No he's down to ten seconds, C'mon keep going. Not One Step Back...or...Down. OMG! He failed. No more to go. Omori Akira. Death by Tsuna Nobori.
Well that ends it. 100 challengers went to tackle the course, and all failed. More will come back, and hopefully clear.
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